Summer 2010 Updates

Alright, I’ve been pretty crappy at updating recently. But I was a little busy passing my last undergraduate semester and actually walking the aisle to accept my diploma. I’m sure that qualifies for a pass.

Cosmetically the site will change again, as it usually does around this time of year. I’ve made it more streamlined and less busy, I like it.

Content-wise I’m going to spend a little more time on the words, pictures, video, and audio I’m adding to the site. I realize that sometimes a blog should have short, somewhat incomprehensible posts. But most of the time the content should be rich and coherent. That’s a lofty goal, but one I’ll strive for in the future.

More content changes will follow in the coming weeks and months. I’ll be rebooting my podcast, albeit with a format change. What format will be a mystery to all of us until I actually sit down to record. I’ll be debuting a few new video segments, and actually make use of my (admittedly) terrible YouTube channel.

The last addition to the content of this site will be something I’ve always felt a little leery about releasing. I’m going to start publishing my short stories on this site. Eventually I’d like to format them into a book and sell them for a reasonable price, but I’ll take the initial jump of online publishing before transitioning to print.

I’m leery of publishing my short stories because I’m usually not confident of my writing. The funny thing is I’ve never encountered anyone who has hated my writing, so it has to be somewhere above crappy. I guess we’ll see what the response to my short stories will be.

All of these changes are really exciting, and I’m hoping that I can stick with the regular updates. If I do this will be a great experience for all involved.

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AirVideo Mac to iPad Demo

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Near Mint: Comic Books and Digital Distribution

Usually I side with the internet comic book community on the bigger issues of the medium. When Joe Quesada decided to retcon everything about Spider-Man in Brand New Day I was pretty pissed. When I saw that Spider-Man, She-Hulk, Magneto, and Psylocke were thew new X-Team for “We Are the X-Men” I shared their confusion. But there’s one recent issue that I will break from the pack on: digital distribution of comics.

Upon the arrival of the iPad many in the tech-blog community touted the ability of the iPad, as an eReader, to download and display comic books. As a user of the Marvel iPhone app I can see how this software, applied to the iPad, would be great for someone who wants to read comics but doesn’t have the time to hit up a comic book store every Wednesday. In fact, one of the biggest reasons I’m considering an iPad is to use the Marvel (and hopefully soon DC) app to read comics.

But all was not well on the internet. The hardcore comic book fans decried digital distribution of comics as some sort of plague. That there is nothing like the feel of a real comic book, that distributors should not try to replace physical books with digital copies, and that digital distribution is bad for collectors. I want you to read that last sentence over a bit, because all of it is pretty ridiculous. I’ll address it point-by-point.

No, there is nothing like the feel of a real comic book. But I don’t know how many people over the age of thirteen carry comic books on their person, let alone multiple books. Digital distribution allows the average person to carry several “books” with them in one device. A corollary to this argument was that it didn’t allow a person to share their comics with someone else. Again, fair point. But you know that going into the purchase. They don’t try and trick you into thinking that you can share the comic with someone else. If you’re looking to share and trade comic books then digital distribution isn’t for you. Aside from that, I just hate loaning stuff out to other people. It’s a hassle, you may not get it back, and if you do get it back it could be in poor condition.

Regarding the replacement of physical comic books, that is a silly notion. Physical books of any type will never go away. Textbook publishers offer both print and digital copies of their works, as do any publisher with an eBook store. Even webcomics, whose primary means of distribution is on the internet (for free, no less) sell physical, paper copies of their books. Off the top of my head I can tell you that I have several books from rstevens, John Allison, and Mike & Jerry from Penny Arcade. Long story short, digital distribution hasn’t killed regular books yet. I wouldn’t be worried about comics.

The final point is about the effect on collectors. Which, if you’ve been paying attention the last few paragraphs, you probably already know I disagree with. Digital distribution will have NO effect on collectors. None. Know why? Because the people that read digital comics aren’t collectors. Even if they are, they would purchase both the digital and hard copies. Actually, that’s a pretty sound idea. One of the first principles of comic collecting is that you buy one to read and one to put aside. I’m not a huge comic collector, but I’ve got copies of the Death of Superman, Superman and Lois’ wedding, and even a 1960s Superman comic I bought off of eBay and all of them have never come out of the plastic. If anything digital distribution will help collectors because it provides them a redundant copy that will never lose quality.

The problem with niches like the comic community is that they lose sight of the bigger picture. If you’re someone who waits outside the comic shop every Wednesday for every single pull then digital distribution isn’t for you. Digital distribution is for the average Joe, who may just be getting into comics or is not a hardcore fan. The real problem these hardcore comic book fans believe that the whole of the comic medium is for them and no one else. They want to close off the community because they believe only people like them, who know every continuity of every character, deserve to even touch comics. If digital distribution opens up comics to a new audience that is good for the medium and the publishers but bad for the die-hards. Suddenly they can no longer wear the “Comic Book Nerd” badge of honor. If “normal” people are reading comics then the nerds are no longer unique.

My only advice to people who actually spent the time getting angry about digital distribution is to sit back and ask yourself why. There’s no need to go on a crusade. For you there will always be the local comic shop, ready and waiting for you. For me there’s an iPhone app, so I can read comics while I poop. Everybody wins.

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New Movie Review: Hot Tub Time Machine

There are few things that can get me out of blogging dormancy, and one of those things is a free ticket to a movie that doesn’t come out for over a month. Tonight I attended a pre-release screening of Hot Tub Time Machine at the Bowtie Cinemas in Hartford, CT. I went into this screening with little knowledge of the film and no expectations, but I left with plenty to say.

Hot Tub Time Machine is an ensemble bromance that combines the throwback setting of Anchorman, the biting barbs of The 40-Year-Old Virgin, the oddball mission of Old School, the awkward repartee of Superbad, the time travel of Back to the Future, and the obligatory musical number present in every Apatow-esque film made in the last six years. Not to say that’s a bad thing.

Director Steve Pink (Accepted) and writers Josh Heald, Andrew Mogel, Jarrad Paul knew exactly who they were going to rip off and how. But just as George Lucas ripped off Kurosawa, Pink was able to make the film his own while giving a wink and a nod to his influences. A brief squirrel cameo (you’ll know when you see it) serves as a tip of the cap to Judd Apatow.

The premise of the film is heartfelt, Rob Corddry’s Lou has been hospitalized after an apparent suicide attempt and it’s up to his long-separated friends Adam (John Cusack) and Nick (Craig Robinson) to take care of them. With Adam’s nerdy, basement-dwelling nephew Jacob (Clark Duke, channeling the main cast of Superbad) they decide on a vacation to their high school getaway, only to find the winter wonderland has been reduced to a ghost town. After a night of hotel room debauchery our heroes find themselves transported back to 1986.

Robert Zemeckis will be calling for royalties for this conceit as it features time travelers going back in time to deal with period-stereotyped teenagers, a character that will disappear if the past is changed (Jacob), a crazy old man giving instructions (Chevy Chase), and the ageless Crispin Glover playing the same character in two different decades. Again, Pink knows who to rip off and how. The film is period perfect; its neon colors and pop culture displays will bring anyone who grew up in the 80s back to the decade where big hair ruled.

As the main characters weave their way through the tricky task of messing with the space-time continuum they find themselves dealing with personal problems that two decades can’t detach them from. Adam pines over “the one that got away,” Nick is a cuckold, Lou is an alcoholic, and Jacob is a technology nerd. In between gross-out physical humor and back-and-forth insults each tries to find a way to overcome.

Cusack does what he does best, playing the attractive yet lovable loser who mercurially switches between doe-eyed love and woe-is-me depression. His comedic timing is High Fidelity-perfect. Corddry shows a depth that I’ve personally never seen in him before. Robinson, who everyone I know calls “the black guy from Pineapple Express” uses his range as an actor to show that he’s more than just a third wheel. Unfortunately for Duke, who gets some of the best lines in the film, he comes off as a poor-man’s Jonah Hill. His similar style and physique will keep the comparisons rolling in, though Duke’s comedic delivery is less mean-spirited than Hill’s.

The supporting cast is fantastic, as Chevy Chase and Crispin Glover each bring their own brand of weird to the film. Memorable characters like the boozing Kelly (Collette Wolfe), a group of typical 80s bullies (albeit gripped with terror from the Red Scare), and a mysterious girl that could change the future (Lizzy Caplan) help round out the ensemble cast. And of course, the musical numbers (ranging from the 80s to the 00s) are well timed and hilarious. Robinson’s performances especially stand out.

On the negative side, the film is a month away from being final and suffered from some post-production woes. The special effects weren’t polished but weren’t at Wolverine Origins levels. It didn’t take away from the film, but anyone with an eye for CGI could tell something was up. I expect that to be fixed in the final release.

Despite a premise and characters that seem to come from other films, Hot Tub Time Machine stands out on its own as a funny, sometimes crude, sometimes touching film that tried to end on a thought-provoking note. What if you could change the past? Alright, that notion isn’t very original either. But I think it’s able to put a unique spin on time travel that we haven’t seen since Marty McFly went eighty-eight miles per hour.

Long story short, if I didn’t get in for free I would’ve gladly paid to see it (tip: bring friends, it’s a social film) and will be a DVD purchase for me in the future. One day, when the Apatow effect wears off, Hot Tub Time Machine may be seen as the last good comedy film to perfect the formula.

Vince’s Rating: *** out of 4 stars
MPAA Rating R for language, drug use, brief nudity, bright 80s neon, and Chevy Chase being an asshole.

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Can Wrestling Be Fixed? (TNA Edition)

I try not to comment too much on the state of professional wrestling as I become more involved, but I think the past few weeks (and months) have been interesting and I need to make my opinions known about a few things. These are not just the ramblings of a rabid wrestling fan, but the observations of someone studying the media in college and who wants to see wrestling thrive as a form of entertainment for years to come. I don’t know how much of a structure this article will have, but I’ll try to split it up into sections to avoid confusion. Also, as much as I’d like to delve into WWE I’ll be sticking to TNA because I feel this “new” promotion needs more advice than McMahon’s media giant.

Show Structure
As I watch TNA Impact (and other wrestling programs) I’ve begun to notice a startling pattern. There is a decided lack of wrestling on most wrestling shows. Most two-hour programs will have around 30 minutes of wrestling with the remainder going to backstage and in-ring promos. I think this pattern needs to be reversed.

I’m all for having promos and segments that further feuds, but they can’t overshadow the wrestling. That said, you have to work to your talent’s strengths. If there is someone who has a knack for promos then let them do that, but try to keep backstage segments relatively short. Don’t spend a whole quarter-hour on nothing but promos, you will lose your audience.

The TNA roster has a lot of depth, which works to their advantage. Not every wrestling fan will know Consequences Creed or Amazing Red by name, but if you let the X-Division stars put on one or two 10-minute matches a show you’ll see wrestling fans tuning in more.

And can we make a rule, industry-wide, that shows can no longer start with a ten-minute in-ring promo? I remember watching Raw and Nitro during the wrestling boom and after the opening pyro the bell would ring and we’d go right into the first match. Let’s get back to that.

Camerawork
This year’s Bound for Glory was an example of what separates WWE from TNA. Big spots in several matches were missed during the broadcast. I don’t know if this is the fault of the cameramen or the person on the switcher, but someone needs to be talked to.

Let me use a classic example of what to do for big spots. Since wrestling has planned spots, which are usually the biggest spots of the match, the cameramen should know what’s coming. When The Undertaker threw Mankind off of the cage at King of the Ring 1998 there was a clear hard camera shot and a cameraman right next to the Spanish announce table to catch the action. I know we’re constantly trying to portray wrestling as “real” and that “anything can happen” but when you know for certain something is going to happen your cameramen should be ready and waiting. The audience will suspend their disbelief when they see a perfectly framed shot and lash out when someone is out of position.

Writing
Oh boy, I don’t want to touch this topic with a ten-foot pole. But since it is part of the product I feel it’s necessary. Before I begin, let me just say I’m not one of the “Fire Russo” brigade. Vince Russo has had a lot of success in the business, but at the same time his fair share of failure. I’m able to praise and criticize him when necessary.

That being said, I think Russo works best when he has someone to reign him in. The Russo booking philosophy seems to involve a lot of angles and storylines moving very quickly, with babyface/heel turns, swerves, and stipulations thrown in. When Vince McMahon was the final gatekeeper for Russo’s scripts they were edited and slowed down to let the storylines play themselves out in a patient manner that made sense. More on who can reign him in a little later.

The big issue I have is that TNA really likes gimmick matches such as Monster’s Ball, Full Metal Mayhem, Six Sides of Steel, Reverse Battle Royals, et al. Don’t get me wrong, I love them when executed correctly, but having an excess of gimmick matches only devalues them. Monster’s Ball, for example, had just thumbtacks; then progressed to thumbtacks and glass, then thumbtacks, glass, and barbed wire, then thumbtacks, glass, barbed wire, fire, explosions, tasers, and a woman taking a huge bump. What’s next, a live execution? If Monster’s Ball matches were once-a-year, feud-ending matches instead of monthly occurrences then they wouldn’t have to escalate to such a level. It’ll keep the booking simple and the wrestlers healthy. I hate to see my friends taking thumbtack bumps and kendo stick shots every week.

Furthermore, I think in order to maintain interest in the product you do have to give something away for free on Spike TV. A good idea would be to take the Global (Legends) Title and make it similar to the WCW Television Title. Have the stipulations of the title changed so that the titleholder must defend it once every two weeks. That ensures that at least once a month you will get a title defense on free television. It’s also allows the middle of the roster to continually work with each other in different combinations. By having a ten-minute time limit on the matches you can have the champion retain, but still put the challenger over. This also makes the title seem significant, which should be the most important stipulation for every belt.

Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff
These two guys are responsible for a lot of success in wrestling, and I think if utilized correctly can bring notoriety to TNA. The way they shouldn’t go about this is by giving Hogan the TNA Championship. Don’t do it, just don’t. TNA has a tremendous youth movement that needs to be put over as the future of the business.

Hogan is best used as an ambassador and a general manager. Before Foley got involved in actually wrestling he filled this role almost perfectly. If they made Hogan the GM they’d have to make sure he was the only source of power on TV. No executive shareholder, no TNA founder, not even Dixie. Hogan would be in charge and be (naturally) a babyface. By having Hogan stand toe-to-toe with the young heels (Samoa Joe, Desmond Wolfe, etc.) and heralding the babyfaces at the future (AJ Styles, Matt Morgan, etc.) you’re putting over everyone on the roster. Heels get the rub by opposing Hogan and babyfaces get the rub by being seen as Hogan’s golden boy.

Bischoff is another asset that needs to be used to the fullest extent. Bischoff-Hervey Productions has the first right of refusal on all new TNA programming, which is awesome. Their reality shows are instant hits and I can see lifestyle/reality programs with TNA wrestlers taking off. TNA Spin Cycle should be on television, and I’m sure Bischoff already has the wheels turning on new, innovative programming that extends the TNA brand. Speaking of…

Brand Promotion and Expansion
With Hulk Hogan plugging TNA on Larry King, Jimmy Fallon, Howard Stern, and everywhere else this is the perfect opportunity for TNA to expand their reach. Brand identity is very important and making people aware of your brand through advertising is the most effective way of spreading your brand.

TNA should use its resources through Dixie Carter and Panda Energy to severely amp up their advertising campaign. When Hogan actually debuts there should be posters on every subway stop in New York City and a billboard in Times Square. Make it a big deal. On Comcast here in Connecticut WWE runs commercials during TNA Impact, I think TNA should return the favor. Start running ads in major markets during Raw, SmackDown, and ECW. Spike TV is part of the Viacom empire, so attempts should be made to get TNA wrestlers on MTV, VH1, and even Nickelodeon. Imagine AJ Styles and Daniels chilling at MTV Spring Break like the nWo used to do. Make it cool to like wrestling again.

Developing Superstars
Yes, “superstars” is a trademark of WWE but the term should still apply to top wrestlers in TNA. The Rock and Hulk Hogan have two things in common: physique and charisma. They would both dress like champions. They expanded their own personal brands past wrestling and brought more recognition to the industry. If you could get TNA wrestlers on red carpets and interviewed during shows like Access Hollywood and Inside Edition you can get more people interested in TNA.

Sure, I’m spending a lot of time on non-wrestling aspects when I’ve pushed wrestling ability and matches as the number-one concern. But when you’re dealing with the top superstars they should be able to sell tickets with their non-wrestling actions, and keep fans by the talent they display in the ring. Look at Hogan/Andre or any big feud in wrestling history. The two opponents were kept away from each other physically, but still sparred verbally. Ultimately you’d want to see the two fight, and hopefully see the babyface win. And if the babyface didn’t win, he’d instilled you with so much hope that you’d buy the next pay-per-view to see him win.

Move out of Orlando
I know this is an obvious solution with a complex answer, but there is one huge reason I think TNA shouldn’t film so many shows in the Impact Zone: the fans. Most of the Impact Zone fans are there every week and have been for years. They’ve seen it all and have become jaded. TNA as a large, international company should not be kowtowing to four-hundred or so fans to the extent that it alters storylines and ratings.

With TNA expanding its house show schedule it’s time to experiment with bringing the show on the road. The monthly PPVs outside of Florida are a good start, but it’s time for TNA to strive for more. Realistically they’d only have to tape two of the house shows they run every month. Send the camera crew in, each house show creates two episodes of Impact, and you’ve got a show. If the crowd reactions aren’t what you’d like (as they often are in Orlando) then sweeten it in post-production. TNA will be taken more seriously in the marketplace, and in the eyes of fans if they know the show is taped in different venues. I’d imagine more fans would attend so they could watch it live then go home and see themselves on TV at a later date, and even call friends and family to watch the show.

Conclusion
Ultimately the goal of TNA should be to increase their user base to drive revenue through merchandise sales and PPV buys. TNA is a business and should be treated as such. But it’s also a wrestling company, which means it needs to be handled with a certain amount of finesse.

By carefully utilizing big names like Hulk Hogan to attract one subset of fans, pushing younger talent to attract another, and making your talent and brand visible outside of the boundaries of Spike TV you will start to attract more viewers.

If you remember, WCW sucked for a long time. TNA doesn’t suck as bad as early-90s WCW, but it’s in that same state as WCW before the nWo and WWF before DX. They need those one or two young guns to really break out and become larger-than-life. If TNA can make the brand relevant and attractive to multiple demographics (admittedly harder than it sounds) then they’ll be in business for years and may even become the rival to WWE that they aspire to be.

I’m always available to discuss theories in communications, media, and advertising. And I’m sure if pressed for more I can come up with more suggestions for the TNA brass. I really hope that someone from TNA reads this and takes it to heart, as I want to see TNA excel. I’d also like to work for TNA one day. If Dixie Carter is reading this I’ve got my resume at the ready and would love to talk to someone from your company.

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They Tried to Make Me Go to Rehab: ACL Reconstruction Surgery

If you can’t tell by the title of this post, I have not been active on this site because I had ACL reconstruction surgery on Aug. 28th. But I wanted to take this negative and turn it into a positive by writing something informative and motivational for others about to undergo a similar procedure. I’ll talk about the accident, the consult, the surgery, and finally the rehab/recovery.

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