I haven’t updated the site in a while because I’ve been dealing with some mystery illness that makes me cough until I almost pass out about twenty-five times a day. This has been going on for the past two weeks, you can see how it wouldn’t be fun. But in order to please the few readers I have left, and to appease my internal sense of guilt for not updating I present a confession: I love redheads. And today I’d like to share some of my favorites with you.
A Fine Frenzy (Alison Sudol)
Talented musician, smoking hot, slightly crazy stage name. That’s a combination that will never go wrong. She really is a great vocalist and I consider everything else an added bonus.
Kari Byron (Mythbusters)
This one is a gimme. I think anyone male or female who’s watched Mythbusters recognizes her as not only the hottest, but the most intelligent host (aside from Adam and Jamie). She’s been painted silver, tested Chinese water torture, and dressed in a cocktail dress while shooting guns at tanks full of compressed gas; now that’s commitment!
Hayley Williams (Paramore)
Sure she dyes her hair, but every picture I’ve seen of her has it somewhere in the realm of red. After an official review, I’m counting it. This is another talented musician that has seen her career really take off recently. Strong female punk vocals (which are rare) peel away to show off a cute Southern drawl when she talks. Too bad one of Paramore’s songs is attached to that awful looking Twilight movie.
Julianne Moore (Lots of movies)
I don’t care if she’s fourty-seven, she’s still hot! And it also helps she had a great role in one of my favorite films, The Big Lebowski. I’ll never look at bowling and Vikings the same way again…
My Ex Girlfriend from Three Years Ago (Community Theater and Old Memories)
Yes, I did this for the sight gag. But being serious, she was a hot redhead with beautiful eyes as well as being a talented writer and actor. From what I understand, she’s still acting and writing and that’s great. Now if only she’d stop acting like such a bitch and talk to me once in a while…
So Cal Val (TNA Wrestling)
Professional wrestling hasn’t been the same since Val broke the ginger barrier a few years ago. Valet, wrestler, and the definition of a Knockout. There’s your cheap plug TNA, I hope you appreciate it.
Lindsay Lohan (Mostly Paparazzi Photos)
I wasn’t into the whole drug-addict party-girl attitude that Lindsay decided to persue a couple years ago. The too-skinny, bleach blonde thing just wasn’t working. Take my advice, embrace your freckles and red hair! They’re fantastic!
Sure these girls may burn from spending ten minutes out in the sun, but I think everyone can appreciate the beauty of a ginger girl. Flowing hair, cute groupings of freckles that offset that unique shade of pale, and (nine times out of ten) a fantastic rack.
So what does everyone think? I know I didn’t hit every single hot redhead out there, let me know who I missed!